Thursday, May 22, 2003
Reverend Al Sharpton
Sharpton Explore 2004
PO Box 25812
Washington, DC 20007
Dear Reverend Sharpton,
I watched you in the Democratic debates--You won! You were fast and funny and smart--you made all those other guys look like a bunch of stiffs!
I just have one suggestion and I hope you won’t take it the wrong way: Reverend, it’s your hair. I don’t know how to say this, but it sucks! I don’t know if you ironed it or conked it or what, but your never going to win the Democratic nomination with your head looking like a cardboard A-frame! I don’t know why you have to do your hair like that when you’ve got so much going for you--Jesse Jackson didn’t, Martin Luther King didn’t--sometimes you just have to compromise to achieve the higher goal. Cut it short, leave it natural--then watch the votes roll in!
Another reason I’d like you to be the Democratic candidate is I want to see you debate George Bush. It’d be like Muhammed Ali vs. Barney Fife!
Good luck!
Carl Estrada
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