Thursday, September 01, 2005
There's only one trouble with science and here it is: there's too much of it. Don't get me wrong--I'm not anti-science--it has it's place. Like TV. I'm glad science made TV.
But I just think you have to draw the line somewhere, and here's where I draw the line: Classrooms!
If you ask me, science is a liberal conspiracy to keep religion out of the classroom! If it weren't for science, 'intelligent design' would make perfect sense!
But to anybody who believes in evolution, I have just two words: Michael Jackson. How do you explain that, Mr. Liberal Evolution Theory Science Major?
Another thing I don't like about science is global warming. I'm tired of having my dinner ruined by liberal scientists whining that the sky is falling!
That's when I take the remote away from my wife, and turn off National Geographic. I turn on the news so I won't have to hear that stuff anymore.
I'm Carl Estrada, and that's my point!