Monday, June 05, 2006
Carl’s Point originates on KCUP-1230 AM radio in Newport, Oregon, Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.
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It’s like old faithful. Once every three years, a liberal reporter plays “gotcha” and asks My President if He’s thought of any mistakes He’s made yet.
Well, last week it happened again! A liberal British reporter asked My President what mistakes He’d made, and I almost choked on my meat loaf when He said:
“Saying, ‘Bring it on.’ Kinda tough talk, you know, that sent the wrong signal to people. That, um . . . uh . . . I learned some lessons about, uh . . . um . . . expressing myself maybe in a little more sophisticated manner.”
I shouted at the TV, “No, Mr. President! Don’t let your enemies see your weakness!”
But then, the lightbulb went on and I said, “My President is one step ahead of me again! He’s showing everybody how sophisticated He is.”
That’s why He’s “The Decider.” Deciders are sophisticated!
To prove how sophisticated My President is, I counted how many times He said uh, um, and you know, in His answer to the question about His mistakes. I only counted four ums, six uhs, and two you knows in His one minute answer. Here they are:
“That um . . . uh . . . uh . . . um . . . um . . . it, uh . . . I think in certain, um . . . parts of the world . . . and, uh . . . and uh . . . you know, Abu Ga-reb. Uh . . . we’ve been paying for that for a long period of time.”
My President! He’s transparent! He’s sophisticated! He’s the Decider!
I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!