Monday, June 26, 2006
Carl's Point originates on KCUP-AM 1230 radio in Newport, Oregon, Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.
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Carl: Gather ‘round, everybody. It’s time to play:
Chorus: REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS!
Carl: First question: What do we call a Democratic presidential candidate who is a war hero, answers questions in complete sentences, and sometimes changes his mind?
Chorus: HE’S A FLIP-FLOPPER!
Carl: Excellent! Next question: What do we call a Republican who converses with God, is always right, and never even changes anything--even his shirt?
Chorus: STRONG LEADER! STAYS THE COURSE!
Carl: We have a sharp crowd today! Try this: When NASA and every leading climate scientist in the world says the planet is heating up and humans are to blame, what do we say?
Chorus: THE DATA IS INCONCLUSIVE! AL GORE IS AN ALARMIST!
Carl: What do we say whenever something goes wrong on our watch?
Voice #1: No one could have anticipated that the terrorists would hijack a plane and fly it into a building.
Voice #2: No one could have anticipated the breech of the levees.
Voice #3: No one could have anticipated the violence and determination of the insurgency.
Carl: What do we say when the Democrats accuse us of starting an illegal war and running it incompetently?
Chorus: THE DEMOCRATS DON’T HAVE A PLAN!
Carl: Last question: What do we say when the Democrats do offer a plan?
Chorus: THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO CUT AND RUN!
Carl: So ends another round of Republican Talking Points. Stay tuned next week when we ask the question:
“What do we say when My President pardons Scooter Libby?”
Learn the answer to that and more on:
Chorus: REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS!
I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!